Do you know the horrible feeling of waking up to a bladder explosion?
If you do, you are SO my friend.
Okay, so facebook tells me that I attract mentally unstable people because I'm one of them, and that I also attract weird, insane people because I'm one of them. And the newspaper told me that facebook was for intelligent people and myspace was for weirdos and creeps. Need I explain that no one can generalize ANYTHING? By the way, I so disagree with you, facebook. Now go to hell.
Only two people in the world I know speak of things that are 'somewhat' close to the truth; Michiko Kakutani of the NY Times and Ran Prieur(even though Ran Prieur could be considered a little kooky to people who don't agree with him..)
But then again, I'm not really sure if I should be the one defining 'truth,' seeing that I'm the most pathological liar in the entire world. Now this could just be another lie. You never know. Okay, so this is me, always underrating myself. Don't feel all sympathetic because I actually have a lot of fun doing it.
No more bullshitting. Well, that's kind of what I do every second of the day but yeah. After midnight, it's time for me to go back to the fundamental question:
Why do I fucking exist?
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